Attack Attack Attack
Location of Justin's first chess vomit incident (later where he scored a 35 on the ACT).
What is the Woodlands School?
The menu on Christmas Eve in Jamaica.
What is chicken, turkey, or hom?
The Scarsdale women's tennis legend who sadly moved to California a few years ago.
Who is Nancy Picenko?
The most legit speech tournament.
What is (Will accept Fordham, Second Regis, or "any tournament daniel has broken at")?
The worst idea we've ever had.
Solomon Schecter's Norman Dale.
Who is Mr. Kobas?
The site of many romantic Hawaiian honeymoons and many puddles of Justin vomit.
What is the Road to Hana?
The paddle position Ray is in.
What is the do-nothing position?
A great speech rival, but you do not want to be in his family.
Who is Seth Herschkowitz?
The reason mommy got a technical called on her during jewball as the scorekeeper.
What is she was counting numbers out loud to signify they weren't calling the three second rule?
A chess opening named after a 16th-century Spanish priest, played by legends such as Bobby Fischer, Wilhelm Steinitz, and Jordana Cooper.
Who is Zvi?
The team you may be on if you're good at paddle but aren't super competitive and just want to have fun with your friends (but it's harder to get a good partner because some of the women are a lower level).
What is flight 4 Blue?
Someone who has definitely never molested anyone (especially at archery camp).
If you ain't gonna pass it, she ain't gonna call it.
Who is the black woman ref at Greenacres?
Notorious chess thief.
Who is the retarded guy who stole daddy's iPod?
The best show we saw in London.
What is Bugsy Malone (Bonus points for singing "We coulda been anything that we wanted to be" double bonus if you sang it like you have a stuffed nose)?
What Justin and Sloane Stevens both refuel with.
What is chocolate milk?
The first speech tournament Justin ever won (not including the speech contest).
What is Xavier sophomore year no way any of you would've gotten that because you weren't insane about it yet?
The name of my rogue travel basketball team in 6th grade when Mike Zucker was the coach and Daddy would yell numbers at Nico in Spanish.
What is the Impact?
A chess maneuver wherein the tournament director makes up tie-breaking systems and pairing combinations to favor certain competitors' results.
What is 'Bausting'?
Everyone's 4th favorite ride at Universal.
The grocery store where we'd get lunch before tennis camp at New Rochelle Racquet Club.
What is Stop & Shop?
The name of my national winning speech.
What is "open the door?"
What is Kasper (Iverson)?