Merle's Mistakes
The Cleveland Orchestra nearly did this to him, he said while the Orchestra's pianist sat with him at the dinner table
Put him to sleep
You risk being locked in to this for your whole life, if you pick your dishes wrong on your wedding registry
Blue
@benshapiro: "__ didn't kill himself" (April 24, 2020)
Jeffrey Epstein
"You coo-coo dumb head"
Drew
"Not to be a racist, but they're probably Asian"
Rocky, Sedona
He told Browns Wide Receiver Paul Warfield this, after mistaking him for another Brown
"You all look the same from where I sit"
Don't forget these, if you're headed out for lunch in Israel
Falafel coupons
@DebraJSaunders: "I ran into _ founder Mike Lindell in front of the West Wing. He said his factory will be cranking out 50k masks/day by Friday. 'The most comfortable mask you’ll ever own'" (March 30, 2020)
My Pillow
"I don't like ghosts"
Samuel
"Ripperologist"
Black Sam, London
Arabs
Bake a cake
@TheBabylonBee: "Democrats Call For Flags To Be Flown At Half-Mast To Grieve Death Of _" (Jan 3, 2020)
Soleimani
Addison
"Dinosaurs, right here in ___" (name the city to fill in the blank)
Los Angeles
American Pharoah is the only triple crown winner Papa ever disliked--why?
The owner is Egyptian
"It's where the action is"
The big pool
@MattWalshBlog: "We were told we had to willingly plunge ourselves into a Great Depression because hospitals are being overwhelmed. Meanwhile, _ is full of videos of hospital staff performing choreographed dance routines. What a joke. This whole thing. Infuriating." (April 12, 2020)
Tik Tok
"Paper boy!"
Emily
"Darf Wader"
Yannick, London/The British Museum
A WiFi network Papa still has nightmares about
Linksys
While her husband might declare "end of story," she might request more time by incessantly demanding...
"Wait a minute"
@ThomasSowell: "No one can really understand the political left without understanding that they are about making themselves feel _, however much they may talk piously about what they are going to do to help others." (March 24, 2020)
Superior
"Dark skins"
"Steak and Potatoes" (location only)
Ruby Falls