Who said it
"I wanted to eat pigs in a blanket, in a blanket."
Kevin Malone
"The deal is that this is my last hurrah, because I made a New Year's resolution that I'm not going to drink anymore, ____." -Meredith Palmer
during the week
Which two ACTRESSES from the show have a podcast called Office Ladies?
Jenna Fischer and Angela Kinsey
What is Stanley's favorite day of the year?
Pretzel day
What does Michael do in front of the entire office to prove that he is not homophobic?
Kisses Oscar
"It's the weirdest thing. Every time I cough, he folds."
Jim Halpert
"In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all. It's ____." -Dwight Schrute
fear
What award did Phyllis win at the Dundies?
Bushiest Beaver
What causes Stanley to have a mild heart attack?
Dwight creating a fake fire
When Michael went to a high school that he had promised graduating students ten years earlier that he would pay their college tuition, what does he give them instead?
laptop batteries
Kelly Kapoor
heroin
What is the name of Holly Flax's boyfriend at the Nashua branch?
A.J.
What was written on Stanley's card on Diversity day?
"Black".
Where did Michael take everybody when his birthday got overshadowed by Kevin getting skin cancer?
An ice skating rink
"I don't care if you're gay, straight, engaged, whatever. A guy needs intercourse."
Andy Bernard
"In Italy, you must always wash your hands after ____." -Michael Scott
going to the bathroom
Why did Pam wear her "backup glasses" that Michael told her she looked ugly in?
She slept over a friend's house and forgot her contact solution.
What is Stanley's wife's name, and what is his mistress's name?
Teri- wife
Cynthia- mistress
What does Michael do at the dinner table on "Dinner Party" that makes Jan throw his Dundie at the TV?
Puts up the "St. Paul's Girl" neon sign
"You know Michael, sometimes my daughter's stomach hurts when there's a mean girl at school."
Toby Flenderson
"I don't care what people say about me. I just want to ____." -Pam Beesly
eat
Name all four women in the Bachelorette party in "Threat Level Midnight"
Angela, Phyllis, Meredith, and Karen
What was the meeting in the conference room about where Stanley said the famous quote, "Did I stutter?"
Energizing the office
Why does Michael get upset at Phyllis's wedding and make his own unprecedented speech?
He was supposed to push her father's wheelchair down the aisle, but her father stood up and walked instead.