A slang term for mother
Mom
Name their show:
Dorothy, Rose, Blanche and Sophia
The Golden Girls
Do it in front of the TV. Do it lounging by the pool. Do it at the office while being sure to make uncomfortable eye contact with all your coworkers. Slim your thighs and get back into your favorite sensible, high-waisted mom jeans. If Suzanne Somers can do it, so can you.
Thighmaster
Finger Lickin' Good
KFC
You spin a wheel and guess letters to solve a puzzle
Wheel of Fortune
Meghan likes to spend a lot of her time on one of these
kayak
In this show you follow Kevin, a plucky young hero (Fred Savage), coming of age in one of the most tumultuous periods in American history as a kid in the 1960s.
The Wonder Years
Who hasn't grappled with the baffling question of how to keep warm while watching TV, yet still keep one's hands free to man the remote? Thank goodness an oversized fleece blanket with sleeves came along in 2008 to solve this perplexing problem.
Snuggie
Because your worth it
Loreal
Don't stop on a whammy!
Press Your Luck
Cooked bread
toast
This show would tackle ripped-from-the-headline cases that mirrored real events in the news.
Law & Order
This removes calluses and dead skin to make your feet feel healthy with “NO MESS!” This product is one of the infomercial gems that actually live up to the hype.
PedEgg
It's everywhere you want to be
Visa
For this show, you dress in costume and hope to be picked out of the crowd. From there, you can take the cash or take what's behind door #3.
Let's Make a Deal
Something you could drop along your walk in the woods to find your way home (although it probably isn't the best idea)
breadcrumb
Larry David took his annoyance with, and intolerance for, the minutiae of everyday life, dialed up the awkwardness, and tries to impress upon others his own personal codes of conduct and stubborn beliefs.
Curb Your Enthusiasm
It is a miracle towel easily able to soak up 12 times its own weight. Wine, coffee, pet and soda stains are no match. If you’re willing to take Vince’s word for it, a set of four will set you back about 20 bucks.
ShamWOW
The ultimate driving machine
BMW
You played like tic tac toe, except famous people are in each box and you must answer a question to earn your x or o.
Hollywood Squares
This is another word for a business or company
Enterprise
Take a guy, a couple of robots, and a bunch of terrible movies, and you know what you get? Magic!
Well, according to Dad anyway...
Mystery Science Theater 3000
This anti-acne facial cleanser packs some serious star power in its well-produced infomercials. There are just enough close-ups of stomach-churning acne to gross you out before a clear-faced celebrity preaches the product’s success.
ProActive
Once you pop, you can't stop.
Pringles
Questions were posed to 100 people of the same occupation, marital status, or demographic. The contestant who received the question then gave a guess as to how many people gave the answer that the host gave (and usually his/her reasoning, although this was not required). After hearing the guess, the opponent had to choose whether the correct number was higher or lower than that guess. Whoever guesses correctly, gets to play.
Card Sharks