6 pals drink too much coffee
What is friends?
Thinks every problem can be solved by hitting it with a hammer
Who is Thor?
A guy who's alone in the forest kisses a dead body while seven other guys watch
What is 'Snow White'?
I'm lovin' it
Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me
What is 'Funkytown'?
Most disappointing ending to a TV show in history, features Justin Russo
What is HIMYM?
Perpetually poverty stricken nerd with a sickly aunt
Who is Spider-man
Young girl talks to furniture and marries her kidnapper
What is 'beauty and the beast'?
Finger lickin' good
What is KFC?
It's gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet
What is 'holding out for a hero'?
Used to be really funny then went on for 30 something seasons
What is the Simpsons?
Bi-polar nerd with a limitless supply of purple pants
Who is the Hulk?
Child trafficking via fairydust
What is 'Peter Pan'?
Eat fresh
What is Subway?
Time may change me
But I can't trace time
What is 'changes'?
*whip crack sound effect*
What is 'Johnny Test'?
Illegal alien living out the American dream with a hero complex
Who is Superman
A beautiful princess gets catfished
What is 'Aladdin'?
Have it your way
What is Burger King?
Makes me want to turn around and face me but I don't know nothing 'bout love
What is 'accidentally in love'?
The reason I won't do heroin
What is breaking bad?
Man with Napoleon complex thinks being a smaller man will help
Who is Ant-man
Aliens invade Hawaii and emotionally manipulate orphans
What is 'Lilo and Stitch'?
Think outside the bun
What is Taco Bell?
Everyone says I'm getting down too low
Everyone says you just gotta let it go
What is 'I need some sleep'?