Quarantine-Coronavirus
Jokes
100

who is the main villain in life?

Coronavirus, also known as covid-19

100

A cashier at a butcher shop is 5'9", wears size 8 shoes, and is 32 years old. What does she weigh?

meat

200

what is the most common type of party now?

masquerade

correct spelling: mask-a-raid

200

Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?

Mount Everest, it was still there
300

what is the liquid we can't survive without?

sanitizer

300

Barry's dad had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ________

Barry

400

who is 2020's superhero?

Dr. Quarantine

400

What is zero divided by zero?

Imagine that you have 0 cookies and you split them evenly among 0 friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn't make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends.