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What is the best cure for dandruff?
Baldness
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time, no sea
What did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
Which football player wears the biggest helmet?
The one with the biggest head
What is black, white, and pink all over?
An embarrassed zebra
Suproliglicatiouspenuvaliancia – how do you spell it?
I T (it)
Why isn’t your nose twelve inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What has many rings, but no fingers?
A telephone
What are two things you cannot have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner
What kind of cup can’t hold water?
A cupcake
Blue lives in the blue house, Mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and Mr. Brown lives in the brown house. Who lives in the white house?
The President of USA
What is something you will never see again?
Yesterday
If two is company and three is a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine
What is the center of Gravity?
The letter V
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom
How many seconds are there in a year?
12
January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd . .
What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
Your name
A man was cleaning the windows of a 25 story building. He slipped and fell off the ladder, but wasn’t hurt. How did he do it?
He fell off the second step.
Two fathers and two sons go on a fishing trip. They each catch a fish and bring it home. Why do they only bring three home?
The fishing trip consists of a grandfather, a father and a son.
Tuesday, Sam and Peter went to a restaurant to eat lunch. After eating lunch, they paid the bill. But Sam and Peter did not pay the bill, so who did?
Their friend, Tuesday