dumb riddles
Two men go into a bar. One orders H2O, and the other says “ I’ll take me h2o too.” Why only One man walks out.
What is Poisonous gas of H202
The reason Why bicycles fall over
What is two tired
How do you organize a space party?
You (planet) early
The reason Noah punished the chickens.
What is "they were using fowl language".
Category = Holy Bad puns
The reason Jesus is better than a pizza.
Marys mother has 3 kids. One is named Suzy, the other is Carl, this is the other child's name.
What is Mary?
a boxer's favorite drink
What is punch?
What kind of music do planets sing?
Neptunes
Time of day that Adam was created.
When is a little before Eve?
Final Jeopardy answer
What is "Because Jesus can't be topped?"
This is What the baseball mitt said to the baseball
What is catch you later?
How hair stylists speed up their job
Why they take short cuts.
Why shouldn't you tell a joke while standing on ice?
It might crack up/
How long Cain hated his brother.
What is "As long as he was Able"
How many peas there are in a pint
What is 1 p?
how the ocean says hello
What is By waving
What is a tree's favorite drink?
Root Beer
Why Moses crossed the Red Sea.
What is "Because he wanted to get to the other side"?
Used by pigs on their sore toes
What is oinkment?
Title of a story about a broken pencil
What is pointless?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the lake?
It wanted to become a water melon
This is the reason that Pharoah would not let the Israelites go.
What is "He was in 'de Nile"?