LOCAL GAME STORES
CRIT EMPLOYEES
MAGIC CARDS WE HARDLY KNOW
2019 MEMES
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THIS STORE RECENTLY MOVED TO A LARGER SPACE, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY IT'S NOW CLOSER TO WENDY'S

CRITICAL HIT GAMES

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HE WON'T TELL US HIS LAST NAME — IT'S LIKE HE OWNS THE PLACE

WHIT

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THIS LEGENDARY GOBLIN IS NO SPLINTER TWIN, BUT HE'S CLOSE

KIKI-JIKI, MIRROR BREAKER

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TIKTOK USER "NYANNYANCOSPLAY" WENT VIRAL LIP-SYNCING TO THE SONG "MIA KHALIFA" BETTER KNOWN BY THIS TITLE

HIT OR MISS

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MCDONALD'S: 4-PIECE CHICKEN ___

MCNUGGETS

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THIS STORE RECENTLY MOVED TO A SMALLER LOCATION, BUT IT'S STILL THE CLOSEST STORE THAT HOLDS A MIDNIGHT PRERELEASE

BEL AIR GAMES

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GO EASY ON HIM, IT'S HIS FIRST DAY ON THE JOB

MANNY

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"THA GATHERIN" URGED US TO BUY THIS CARD WHILE IT WAS STILL 25, IT WAS LATER REPRINTED IN MASTERS 25

JACE, THE MIND SCULPTOR

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BELLE DELPHINE SOLD JARS OF THIS FOR $30 EACH IN JULY 2019

GAMER GIRL BATH WATER

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RED LOBSTER: HAND-BATTERED ___ & ___

FISH & CHIPS

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THE STOREFRONT FOR THIS NOW DEFUNCT STORE IS CURRENTLY HOME TO A SMOOTHIE KING

XPANDING UNIVERSE

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THIS FORMER EMPLOYEE SHARES HIS NAME WITH A CHARACTER FROM "THE ROOM"

MARK

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THIS GREEN COMMANDER STAPLE IS BETTER KNOWN AS "STEVE"

SAKURA-TRIBE ELDER

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2019 SAW A RESURGENCE IN MEMES ABOUT THIS CHARACTER USING A SMALL PERCENTAGE OF HIS POWER

SHAGGY

600

DUNKIN': MUNCHKINS DONUT ___

HOLES

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THIS STORE HOLDS A COMPETITIVE MIDNIGHT PRERELASE THAT CUTS TO TOP 8

TITAN GAMES & HOBBIES

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THIS EMPLOYEE LEFT FOR A JOB AT BETHESDA SOFTWORKS, BUT HAS SINCE RETURNED

STEPH

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PAT CHAPIN OUTLINES TWO KINDS OF CREATURES IN "NEXT LEVEL DECKBUILDING" — BANESLAYERS AND THESE

MULLDRIFTERS

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TWITTER USER @WILLIEMCNABB HAD A "LEGIT QUESTION FOR RURAL AMERICANS" — HOW TO KILL THESE ANIMALS THAT DISRUPTED PLAYTIME FOR HIS SMALL KIDS

30-50 FERAL HOGS

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STARBUCKS: JAVA CHIP ____ BLENDED BEVERAGE

FRAPPUCCINO

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THIS STORE HAD A SUITE OF ARMOR AS ITS MASCOT

RENAISSANCE GAMES

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THIS CURRENT EMPLOYEE CAN SOMETIMES BE HEARD YELLING IN EXCITEMENT OVER A GAME OF BLOODBOWL

MATT

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THIS CARD RECEIVED A BLACK BORDERED FUNCTIONAL REPRINT IN FLAME SPILL

SUPER-DUPER DEATH RAY

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LIFE HACK VIDEOS TOOK A WEIRD TURN IN 2019, WHEN IT BECAME TRENDY TO USE THIS MATERIAL IN HOME REPAIRS

INSTANT RAMEN

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DENNY'S: ___ ___ SLUGGER

GRAND SLAM