Social Media
Almost banned in the US, this App makes short videos over music
Tik Tok
You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear
Rocking Around The Christmas Tree
Although I am the wisest man to ever live, I’m still trying to figure out how marrying 1000 woman was a good idea.
Solomon
The color of the chairs in the sanctuary
Gray
Bugs, Daffy, Porky, Elmer
Looney Tunes
Donald Trumps favorite app to share his words of wisdom
Where the treetops glisten and children listen To hear sleigh bells in the snow
White Christmas
Don’t lie. Especially to the Apostles about how much money land cost. It won’t end well.
Ananias and Sapphira
Number of entrances to sanctuary
6
Larry, Curly, and Moe
Three Stooges
You can connect with friends and family, while posting pictures and witty memes.
Come and trim my Christmas tree with decorations bought at Tiffany
Santa Baby
I promise I’m sober. That donkey just talked to me.
Balaam
Posted in the lobby, this is the church mission statement
We are followers of Jesus, changing the world, one life at a time
Paul, John, George, Ringo
The Beatles
You can watch the church’s sermon, Baby Shark, and how to fix your car all on one site
YouTube
You're a foul one. Friends, you don't have none. I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
Grinch
I’m bald. You better not say anything about it or else I will call down a couple of she bears on you.
Elisha
Located above the bookcase in the lobby, this took 3 hours to install
Wooden World Map
Jed, Granny, Elly May, Jethro
The Beverly Hillbillies
Social Distancing made everyone use this video conferencing App
Zoom
Veiled in flesh, the Godhead see; Hail, the incarnate Deity
Hark! The Herald
Some call me a wee little man, but they are the ones lookin up to me in my sycamore tree
Zacchaeus
The number of Bathrooms at church
13
Hawkeye, Hot Lips, Trapper, Radar, Klinger
M.A.S.H.