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How do you make the number 7 even without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division?
Get rid of the S
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
I am Fire
What is at the end of a rainbow?
W
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are 9 people in the Mustard family
What belongs to you but others use it more than you?
Your name
What’s the capital in France?
"F". It's the only capital in France
Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
He's bald
A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot.
How can this be?
The parrot is deaf
There's only one word in the dictionary that's spelled wrong. Which one is it?
W-R-O-N-G
When Grant was 8, his brother was half his age. Now, Grant is 14. How old is his brother?
10
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
2nd Place
(You passed the person in 2nd place, not first.)
Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's?
T-H-A-T
A plane crashed between the border of Canada and America. Where do you bury the survivors?
They're survivors. Why would you bury them?
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
There was the father, his son, and his son's son. This equals 2 fathers and 2 sons for a total of 3!
A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?
He was walking, not driving.
A man in a car saw a Golden Door, Silver Door and a Bronze Door. What door did he open first?
The car door