Things That Run Out During Quarantine
This family of bears uses way too much of this product to get us to buy it. The problem is, the supermarkets are out.
What is Toilet Paper?
"Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend."
Who is Martin Luther King Jr.?
Also accept: Who is MLK?
The best way to share a much-needed laugh during a global pandemic.
Coronavirus memes.
This "rock" (more like Rocky Balboa) sliced off Malchus' ear in hopes of preventing Jesus' arrest.
Who is Peter?
Also accept: Who is Simon Peter?
(John 18:10)
FEC
What is Felix Event Center?
Without this ingredient, your bread won't rise.
What is Yeast?
"If you can't dance to a song, it's not a song."
Who is Billie Eilish?
You're another year older! Better send out invites for this event.
What is a drive-through Birthday party?
Cluelessly, these two asked to sit at Jesus' left and right hand in glory.
Who are James and John?
Also accepted: "The Sons of Thunder"
Also accepted: "The Sons of Zebedee"
(Mark 10:35-37)
SCRD
What is the Student Center for Reconciliation and Diversity?
Remember to take these off your hands before putting this product on them. (Two items.)
What are plastic gloves and hand sanitizer?
"It is not possible to be spiritually mature while remaining emotionally immature."
Who is Peter Scazzero?
Before heading out to soak up those rays, take some time to research if your beach currently allows this.
What is laying? Lounging? Sitting? Passive Activity?
Jesus saw him under a fig tree.
Who is Nathaneal?
(John 1:48)
DRC
What is Dylan Recreational Complex?
Sales for this alternative tushy cleansing tool increased by more than 300% in a few months.
What is a bidet?
He said, "I feel like I'm too busy writing history to read it."
Who is Kanye West?
Classes, meetings, hang-outs, church... It's all happening in one place, and many of us are experiencing THIS new ailment because of it.
What is Zoom Fatigue? Screen Fatigue?
Maybe his twin was less doubtful.
Who is Thomas?
(John 20:24)
UASC
What is Undergraduate Academic Success Center?
With the release of "Animal Crossing New Horizons" everyone was trying to get one of these in their grip.
What is a Nintendo Switch?
“Whoever is not with me is against me, and whoever does not gather with me scatters.”
Who is Jesus Christ?
(Matt 12:30)
Millions of people asked themselves why they continued to watch this documentary miniseries about the life of an eccentric zookeeper.
What is Tiger King?
He told his friend the Good News, saying that if he wanted to find out if anything good could come out of Nazareth, he'd just have to, "Come and see."
Who is Philip?
(John 1:46)
UESC
What is the Undergraduate Enrollment Services Center?