All About Ilana
Ilana's first title at Digitas, in 2012.
What is Administrative Assistant?
A baby kangaroo
What is a Joey?
The skeletal item that a baby is not born with.
What is a kneecap?
It catches my number ones and number twos.
What is a diaper?
My name is Apple.
Who is Gwyneth Paltrow?
The fast-jogging Hip Hop legend that performed at Ilana's 2019 wedding.
Who is Rev Run of Run-DMC?
A baby deer
What is a fawn?
80% of babies are born with it. It comes in a wide range of shapes, color, and sizes.
What is a birthmark?
I put this in my mouth and I stop crying.
What is a pacifier?
My name is X Æ A-12.
Who is Elon Musk?
The babbling word that goes between Ilana and Britton to form her full name.
What is a kid?
When I am 1 day old, this organ is the size of a cherry.
What is a stomach?
Helps me sleep because I need sounds.
What is a white noise machine?
Our names are Birdie and Cricket.
Who is Busy Phillips?
The coffee shop where Ilana has spent thousands of dollars on "Morning Boost" smoothies.
What is Gregory's?
A baby elephant.
What is a calf?
I am born with 300 of these. Then they start to fuse when I get older.
What are bones?
This keeps me snug and tight like a burrito.
What is a swaddle?
My name is Rumer.
Who is Bruce Willis?
The state where Ilana was born.
What is New Jersey?
A baby alligator.
What is a hatchling?
I make this loud noise but don't produce the product until I am about 3 weeks old.
What are tears?
I get rid of boogers with suction.
What is a snotsucker?
My name is Raddix Wildflower.
Who is Cameron Diaz?