Don’t quote me on it
I am serious and don’t call me Shirley
Airplane
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Space Oddity (David Bowie)
What does ”Spill the Tea” mean?
What’s the latest gossip?
Crazy _____ is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault.
Joe Biden
Which breed of dog is considered to be the heaviest breed?
The Mastiff
I’m the King of the world
Titanic (Jack, 1997)
Standing’ in your mama’s porch
Summer of ‘69 (Bryan Adam’s)
What is a “nube”?
Someone who doesn’t know what they are doing
How amazing, the State Health Director who verified copies of ___ "birth certificate" died in plane crash today. All others lived
Obama's
Three dogs survived the sinking of the Titanic - what breeds were they?
Pomeranian and Pekingnese
Roads? Where we‘re going we don’t need roads
Back to the Future
Everybody's looking for something
Sweet Dreams (Eurythmics)
What does it mean to ”ship” people?
If you ship people then you think that they should be a couple
If ____ can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?
Hilary Clinton
What is the one surface that Geckos' toes cannot stick to?
Teflon
Oh yes, the past can hurt. But you can either run from it, or learn from it
Lion King
Since you’ve been gone I’ve been lost without a trace
Every Breath You Take (The Police)
What does “no cap” mean?
No lie (it’s the truth)
Some people hate that I got along with ____. They would rather go to war than see this. Its called Trump Derangement Syndrome!
President Putin
In one song, the Beatles added a frequency that only dogs can hear - name that song
A Day in the Life
Get busy living, or get busy dying
The Shawshank Redemption
But something’s bugging me, something ain’t right
Wake me up before you go-go (Wham)
What does I’m “dead” mean?
I’m dying of laughter
While ____ is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct
Bette Midler
What is the correct term for a group of hedgehogs?
An array of hedgehogs