Funny riddles
What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?
Ur shadow 💁♀️
What can fill an entire room without taking up any space?
Light 💡
What has to be broke to be used? 😌
A egg 🥚
What word looks the same upside down and backward?
swims
-100 points
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How do football players stay cool during a game?
THEY STAND NEXT TO THEM FANSS 😂
What’s black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you’re all through with it?
Charcoal
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
Candle 🕯
What has golden hair and stands in the corner?
A broom 🧹
+200
What type of dress can never be worn?
A address 😂😂😂😂😂🧅
Bennett pushed his car into a hotel and lost his fortune. How?
He was playing Monopoly! 🙊🙉🙈
What is full of holes but still holds water?
SPONGE BOB! (Sponge)
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Because rabbits don’t wear glasses 😎
Nothin yo
What ancient invention still used in parts of the world today enables people to see through walls?
A window 🪟
Take off my skin – I won’t cry, but you will! What am I?
A onion 🧅
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
A bus driver goes the wrong way on a one-way street. He passes the cops but they don’t stop him. Why?
He was walking 🚶
-400
What is at the end of a rainbow?
“W” 😂
One knight, a ninja, and a pirate are on a boat. The boat crashes. The pirate jumps of first, the ninja jumps off second, and who jumps off third?
The knight. Folks think the opening reads, “One night, …” not “One knight, …”
A man is driving along and sees three doors: a diamond door, a ruby door, and an emerald door. Which does he open first?
his car door *flips hair* 🙄💁♀️
I have four keys, but no locks. I have space, but no room. You can enter, but can’t go inside. What am I?
KEYBOARD 😂
+500 🤩