Food
On the rare occasion that Adam is hungry, he hits up this Long Island pizzeria.
What is Mario's
Adam was not cut out to be captain of his JAA teams so he dressed up as this captain to make up for his lack of coordination and agility.
Who is Captain Hook
This chatterbox is responsible for Adam and Ryan's friendship because they couldn't stop talking on the blue risers.
Who is Brian
After a fight over orange juice, Adam's freshman year roommate retaliated by poking him in the hyoid.
Who is Perlstein?
What does Adam watch every Monday night?
What is Monday Night Raw
Green and Nutty
What is Pesto
Adam thought he was too cool for school to dress up on Halloween (even though he dressed up at home regularly) so he rocked his leather jacket and said he was this bad boy.
Who is the Fonz
While David was not elected to student council (sorry David) Adam strategically ran for this position and was elected.
What is Vice President
Besides parties/frats, Adam spent even less time in this place.
What is the library?
What did Adam sometimes tell people his real name was?
What is Addison?
Extra Salt, No Ketuchup!
What is French Fries
Senior year, Adam dressed as this because he wanted an excuse to show off his chest and arms because he thought he was ripped.
What is Cowboy
Adam started to doubt his friendship with this fellow after learning he used the phrase "Can I go make" when requesting to use the bathroom.
Who is Ryan?
Who did Adam spend the most time with Freshman year?
Dan Mann
Adam failed his driving test this many times.
What is the # 5?
This fast food joint sparked Adam's aversion to meat and all food.
What is Burger King
When first starting at ABG, Adam personified this Hollywood legen.
Who is Marilyn Monroe?
Adam entertained the Jackson community as this.
What is a clown?
Adam was almost expelled from Cornell for possession of this.
What is a miniature baseball bat?
This is the activity Mike and Adam were really doing the night they told 16 year old Morgan to wait outside in the rain because they were coming to pick her up.
What is eating McDonalds French Fries
Adam visits this place 1-2 times a day to keep him alive.
What is Juice Generation
Between the years 2004-2010 Adam wasn't seen leaving the house without this brand name hat.
What is Red Monkey
After making Brian pass out on the trampoline, this friend pointed the finger at Adam in fear of facing Adela.
Who is Tarasoff?
Adams only contribution to Pike involved creating these.
What are bounce shirts.
While Mitch might forget or miss Adams birthday, this person consistently shows up for a facebook post ever year.
Who is Coach Brodsky?