Holiday
What flowers are kissable?
Tulips
Kisan andolan kub shuru hu wa tha
August 9, 2020
If XVI = 16, and XL=40, XLVI = ?
46
I have a heart that never beats, I have a home but I never sleep. I can take a mans house and build another's, And I love to play games with my many brothers. I am a king among fools. Who am I?
The King of Hearts in a deck of cards.
How many unique presidents have been elected?
45
Forward I am heavy. Backward, I am not.
Ton
Which one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentines day?
Cupid
When was George Washington declared the first president of the United States?
How long was he president?
18 years, April 30, 1789 - March 4, 1797
How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
Until you die. The math rule won't change.
What is wrong in this picture?
(Cupid shooting arrow at two men)
It is two MEN
Who was the second president of the U.S?
John Adams
In Australia, why can't you take a picture of someone, using a wooden leg?
Remember the ","
You can't take a picture using a wooden leg!
(Joke)
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Who was president's name in 1996?
Who was the Vice President?
Donald.J.Trump
Al Gore
How can I stay underwater for 10 minutes?
With an oxygen tank.
Underwater means inside water.
Under water means, under water.