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Claire doesn't often wake up on time, but when she does, this is time Claire usually wakes up.
What is noon?
Ottawa is Canada's beautiful capital city. Sadly, Kayvon is from this shithole part of Ottawa.
What is Kanata?
Kira goes by many names: Bodied, Kiara, Upstairs/Downstairs Kira. These two names are Kira's middle names.
What is Maria Josephine?
A very big secret is that Seby is Colombian. This is the city where he was born.
What is Medellin?
Sometimes Uber Eats shows up at 399 Johnson 4 times a day. There are drivers coming to deliver all sorts of food such as pizzas, burgers, and fries. This is Will's favourite Uber Eats' order.
What is Pita Pit?
As a vegan, Claire should be following a strict diet. However, this is not always the case. This is the type of meat Claire will make an exception in her veganism for.
What is seafood?
It's in his usernames, you can find it in his room, and I'm sure you can find a jersey somewhere. This is the worst NHL team that Kayvon is a fan of.
Who are the Ottawa Senators?
Starting her reputation as a White Claw mom, Kira has had her share of White Claw flavours (good and bad). This is Kira's favourite flavour of White Claw.
What is Lime?
Self-identified as an avid traveller, he's been to Spain, Portugal and Colombia to name a few. This is Seby's favourite travel destination city on earth.
What is Ibiza?
Every weekend you can find Will blacked out. It's crazy to know this was not always the case. This is the grade that Will blacked out for the first time.
What is grade 10?
Nobody knows who drank it. The brand of wine that will always mysteriously disappear around Claire.
What is Jacob's Creek?
"You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to do murder for money." You can find Kayvon at this location quoting The Godfather.
What is the front porch?
Fun fact that may be new information to everyone, but Kira went on exchange to Europe in her third year. This is the first country Kira travelled to on exchange (not including France).
What is Italy?
Neoliberalism has affected Seby's pedagogy. He is now pursuing a career, like the rest of us, as a corporate sell-out and advancing capitalism. This job is Seby's dream job had he not been in Commerce.
What is a paramedic?
When he's not taking shots or drinking from the bottle, Will is drinking this brand that is his favourite beer.
What is Stella Artois? (will also accept Ottakringer)
The two names of Claire's bunnies (RIP one of them).
What is Buddy Jr & Legolas?
You can find Kayvon making steaks and kebabs. However, you will not find Kayvon eating this food group, which he claims he is allergic to.
What are vegetables?
Queen of wine country, Kira has ruled Niagara. This is the name of the city where Kira grew up.
What is Thorold?
Seby's got some great qualities. This is his favourite body feature of himself.
What is his smile?
You may have heard of Will's big brother, Fred VanVleet. Surprisingly that is not his favourite basketball player. This basketball player is Will's favourite player of all time.
What is Amare Stoudemire? (Will also accept Chris Webber)
Claire was born in Kingston, but this was not the case for her parents. This is the city in China Claire's parents are from.
What in Chengdu?
On a sunny day with his morning coffee, Kayvon can be found lounging on the front porch. His favourite activity is spotting this vehicle driving by while self-reflecting.
What is a firetruck?
While participating in soccer, injuries are no surprises. This is the bone that Kira broke during a soccer game.
What is a cheekbone?
During Seby's many job prospecting hunts, he took on many lucrative careers. One fan favourite was his role as a clown. This was his clown name.
What is Bubbles the Clown?
Small towns are the blood and bones of Will's past. This is the town where Will's mother is from.
What is Iroquois, Ontario?