Jokes
How do you tell if a vampire is sick?
By how much he is coffin!
What fruit do students give to teachers?
APPLES!
This is white when it is dirty?
Blackboard!
What is my favorite sport?
Basketball
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they have honeycombs!
How many points is a touchdown worth?
6 points!
Feed me and I live, give me a drink and I die. What am I?
Fire
What sport is played with a hat
BASEBALL!
Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?
In case she needed to draw blood!
What is 300 times 4
1200!
What has four legs but can't walk?
table
This sport includes a ref they call penalties They wear pads and they use a long stick thing.
Hockey!
Why did the gym close down?
Because it didn't work out!
What movie has music and france in it?
Clouds!
What is the best month for a parade?
March
Who won the super bowl?
Tampa Bay
What did the science book say to the math book?
Wow you've got a lot of problems!
Name three foods that start with a q?
Quail Quaaludes-N-Cream
Quesadilla Quiche Quark Queso Quinine
Quahog Quince Quarantined Humans
What is smaller than an ant's mouth?
What the ant eats.
What was the score at the super bowl
20-31