Acronyms FTW
ALF
What is Alien Life Form?
This lean, mean fat-reducing, grilling machine is promoted by a former boxing champion and really packs a punch.
What is the George Forman grill?
Calving is to cows as ____ is to goats.
What is kidding?
This group of animals forms a gaggle.
What are geese?
This 1954 William Golding novel depicts a group of British boys stranded on an uninhabited island and their disastrous attempt to govern themselves.
What is “Lord of the Flies”?
BMW (English translation)
What is Bavarian Motor Works?
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What is the ShamWow?
A cows stomach has this many compartments.
How many is 4? ??
This group of animals forms a murder.
What are crows?
This author wrote “The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn”.
Who is Mark Twain?
AC/DC
What is Alternating Current / Direct Current?
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What is the Snuggie?
A heifer is to a cow as a gilt is to a ___.
What is a sow?
This group of animals forms a parade?
What are elephants?
Commonly used by our friend William Shakespeare, this type of poem consists of 14 lines and is usually written in iambic pentameter.
What is a sonnet?
AWOL
What is Absent Without Leave?
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What is the Slap Chop?
As per the 2016 census, this percentage of Canada’s population is engaged in farming.
What is 1.7%?
This group of animals forms a prickle.
What are porcupines?
This well-known Jane Austen book was originally titled “first impressions” before being published under this name.
What is “Pride and Prejudice”?
SCUBA
What is Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus?
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What is Peloton?
Teosinte is a Mexican plant that is grown for fodder, and is considered to be one of the parent plants for this modern day crop.
What is corn?
This group of animals forms a caravan.
What are camels?
This fictional character was brought to life by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and is one of the most portrayed literary human characters in film and television history.
Who is Sherlock Holmes?