BLUE
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them.
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David
Three doctors said that Bill was their brother. Bill says he has no brothers. How many brothers does Bill actually have?
None. He has three sisters.
A man describes his daughters, saying, “They are all blonde, but two; all brunette but two; and all redheaded but two.” How many daughters does he have?
Three: A blonde, a brunette and a redhead
If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back. What am I?
A mirror
People make me, save me, change me, raise me. What am I?
Money
I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone and cities with no buildings. What am I?
A Map
A bus driver goes the wrong way on a one-way street. He passes the cops but they don’t stop him. Why?
He was walking.