Jokes
Movie Groovie
Animal Fishing
Space Facts
Body Jam with a bit of life mixed in!
100

Why did the restaurant hire the pig?

He was good at cooking bacon!

100

This movie is about two frogs and a woman in the bayou. What movie is this?

Princess and the frog.

100

What animal has a funny waddle to walk but sometimes belly slides.

Penguins!

100

Which planet is closest to th sun?

Mercury!

100

What is an ecosystem?

A biological community of interacting organisms and their physical enviorment.

200

What do sea monsters eat? 

Fish and ships!

200

In this movie there are some parts that I have to cover my eyes on. I can not watch it right before my bedtime or I will have scary dreams. What movie is this?

Crawl!

200

What animal has four compartments in the stomach?

Cows!

200

Why is venus the hottest planet?

It's atmosphere is covered with clouds. Those clouds trap heat in the planet making it the hottest planet in the solar system even though it is the second planet from the sun.

200

How many times does a newborn's heart beat?

An infants/newborns heartbeat is 100-180 bpm!

300

What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck!

300

This is a movie we have watched on youtube. One of the characters that this movie has is Opra. This character became head of her employees in a company that solved oddness.

Odd Squad 

The Movie!

300

What female fish kind has a light dangling that helps it find it's way? Also the male is totally dependant on the female for food because it does not have a light of it's own?

Anglerfish!

300

What are Saturn's rings made of?

Saturn's rings are made of ice and rock.

300

What is used to stuff teddy bears?

One of the things used to stuff teddy bears is cotton.

400

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved!

400

This movie has cars that are actually robot superhero's fighting off an evil plan by another of their kind. One of these characters is named Bumblebee.

Transformers!

400

If a bee stings someone will it die?

Yes it will.

400

What planet has a ring just like saturn but looks tilted?

Uranus!

400

What is the amount of salt your body contains?

The average human body contains 200g of sodium. 

500

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?

This tastes a little funny!

500

This movie is a movie I have not watched yet but that I will watch soon. Daddy will have to rent it from redbox. What movie is this?

Godzilla VS King Kong!

500

What insect can turn it's head a whole 360 degrees?

The Praying Mantis!

500

What planet has the largest volcano called Olympus Mons?

Mars!

500

How many muscles does it take to smile?

43!