What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
Teapot
What can you keep after giving it to someone?
Your word!
Eva’s mother had three children. The first was called April, the second was called May. What was the name of the third?
Eva
Why are you a door?
Because its easy to get past you!
There was a plane crash in which every single person was killed. Yet there were 12 survivors. How?
The 12 survivors were married, not single.
What occurs twice in a week, once in a year but never in a day?
The letter E
I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees, water but no fish. What am I?
I’m a map!
I cannot talk but will always reply when spoken to. What am I?
An echo!
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How is this possible?
They are grandfather, father and son.
A cowboy gallops into town on Monday, stays for two days, and leaves town on Monday. How can this be?
His horse's name is Monday!