Long way to Tipperary
First, get yourself to New York, Chicago or Boston & hop on this Irish airline that first flew on May 27, 1936
What is Aer Lingus
Despite being No. 1 in late night for over a decade, NBC moved him to prime time & then moved him back to late night again
Jay Leno
Patrick J. Towle named this brand of maple syrup in honor of Abe Lincoln's boyhood home
Log Cabin
French president Nicolas Sarkozy was born Jan. 28, 1955 in this city's 17th arrondissement
Paris
June 6, 1944
D Day
You'll be landing at this airport in the west of Ireland; it shares its name with a river
Shannon Airport
He expected to take over "The Tonight Show" from Johnny Carson, but moved to CBS instead
David Letterman
Milton the Toaster was featured in early ads for these Kellogg's toaster pastries
Pop tarts
Nicolas' father is Pal Sarkozy de Nagy-Bocsa, who was born in this country before eventually heading to France
Hungary
An airplane reservation made on the Internet & that you print out yourself
E ticket
From the airport, get in your Dooley rental car & head toward this "poetic" city 15 miles east
Limerick
Ted Koppel anchored this late night show for 25 years
Nightline
The familiar round canister of this brand of oats goes all the way back to 1915
Quaker Oats
Sarkozy backed PM Balladur for president in 1995, causing a fallout with this French leader who won that election
Jacques Chirac
In a 1954 experiment John Stapp accelerated to 632 mph in 5 seconds, surviving 46 of these units
g force
Feast your eyes (& nose) on the rich pastureland called not this "of Tears" but the "Golden" this
Vale
Before his late-night gig, he co-hosted "The Man Show" & "Win Ben Stein's Money"
Jimmy Kimmel
This brand of creamy cereal dates back to 1893
Cream of Wheat
In 2009 Sarkozy called to eliminate this garment worn by some Muslim women, saying it was a symbol of enslavement
Burqa
The most common human blood type
O positive
In Tipperary, you'll have to choose between historic St. Mary's Church & historic Corny's, one of these founded in 1742
a pub
Back in 1993 this "SNL" vet's foray into late night on Fox lasted only 29 episodes
Chevy Chase
This syrupy married lady made her debut in TV commercials in 1961
Mrs Butterworth
Ooh la la! In February 2008 Sarkozy married wife No. 3, this former model
Carla Bruni
During World War II, these soldier meals included a stick of gum, toilet paper & 4 cigarettes