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Kevinisms
100

"Every time I've been to Albert's I've eaten every carrot he has."

Who is Reilly?

100
In an unscripted deviation from the direct, this person discussed dismembering bodies.

Who is Kevy?

100

"There's [BLANK] afoot."

What is fuckery?

200

"If I ran into Lee Harvey Oswald at Coupe's one night, who knows what would happen?"

Who is Izzy?

200

This individual, despite valiant attempts to the contrary, had a demo fall apart on them during closing arguments in a scrimmage.

Who is Raahema?

200

"Well, denial isn't just a river in Egypt"

Who is Toby?

200

"[BLANK] with no ice please."

What is lemonade?

300

"You know I think [redacted] is a generous lover"

Who is Albert?

300

"Objection YH to 'the dude was dead'"

Who is James?

300

"It's real bourgeois [BLANK] hours."

What is boi?

400

"The SAT is actually kinda fun"

Who is Ryan Smith?
400

This person was asked to dress up as a boy scout for a mock trial role. 

Who is Nick?

400

"The cinematography in [BLANK] was just so good."

What is Hustlers?

500

"It was a little too much history and not enough murder for me"

Who is Chloe?

500

This person accidentally left their camera on during opposing counsel's rebuttal and spontaneously collapsed to the ground when they realized. 

Who is Anna?

500

"I'm most certainly the captain of Big [BLANK] Patrol."

What is Ear?