Famous Joe Quotes
Finish this famous Joe Quote:
If bullshit was music, he'd have a _____.
Brass Band
Finish this famous Joe Quote:
I wouldn't own a Ford. Ya know what Ford stands for? Fix or ___ ____!
repair daily
Which one of Joe's kids was called Juice?
Julie
Ed Rybicki had this fuzzy wild animal watch TV with him.
Deer
What object did Joe always accuse his kids of taking?
His tools
Finish this famous Joe Quote:
Where'd ya get your driver's license? A ____ ____ ___?
What was the nickname for his giant brown station wagon from the 70s?
The Hoague
A name he would call a bad person, that had nothing to do with weed nor booze.
Potlicker
Where did he say he hid after outrunning the cops in the Maverick?
Uncle Lou's garage
What was Joe's excuse to hang out at the gas station?
Car troubles
Finish this famous Joe Quote:
Chevrolet...Shove her over, ___ ___ ___.
Leave her lay
What was the nickname of the company truck that Joe used to let us ride in the back of?
The blue goose
Which of Joe's upholstery days co-workers did he call Jee-koos?
Ed Rybicki
________ has the best damned ham, hands down!
Sanders
I can't do that, my ________ is achin'...
sacroeliac
Finish this famous Joe Quote:
This TV is broken...it plays nuthin' but _____, _____, and more _____!
cartoons
What was Joe's dream car?
54 Oldsmobile Starfire Convertible
What was Manistee's nickname?
The Gaugery
When referencing Steve Martin: "He has one joke, and ___________"
It ain't funny
I can't go to church because _________
the bathrooms aren't close enough
Finish this famous Joe Quote:
Got a cold? Stick your head out the window and get pneumonia, they ______
they got a cure for that
What was the name of the big blue dodge van often transporting Abigale to the Schooner?
The Pa Van
A 3 word phrase he would shorten, to describe a bad person.
Sumbick
Took a whole lotta brains to ______________
write this song!
If he couldn't be early, he refused to go at all, in fear of this.
being late