After a great meal, Elvis and Niemann always say this heavenly word
What is mercy (we’ll accept omg)
Daddy once found this maniacal cat hanging from Mommy and Daddy’s Christmas tree lights
What is Dusty Roads
Every time daddy is behind a slow driver he refers to him/her as this animal
What is a turkey
Daddy can’t stand all the over the top tantrums thrown by this NY housewife
Who is Leah McSweeney
Daddy announced “Everybody gets a bag” while walking into this designer store on 5th Avenue
What is Gucci
We rented a houseboat on the same dock about which this 60's singer sang his most famous song
Who is Otis Redding
Bears are found on every continent except for this one
What is Africa
They’re still talking about his no hitter in this maximum security state penitentiary
What is San Quentin
This new NY housewife really grinds daddy’s diversity gears
Who is Eboni
We b-lined out of this San Juan Harbor with shampoo still in our hair in order to get a free night
What is Friday Harbor
Daddy has been known to duet with the flirty lounge singer at this Carmel hotel
What is the Cypress Inn
Park rangers created this annual contest that declares a winning bear based on who looks most ready to hibernate
What is Fat Bear Week
This actress turned home goods designer once complimented daddy on his garden in Santa Barbara
Who is Kathy Ireland
This Erika Jayne song will be exhibit A in the trial of Erika Girardi
What is Its Expensive to be Me
While working at Alan Gold’s woo woo company, Daddy did a Tony Robbins seminar and had one of these while punching through a 2x4
What is a breakthrough
This movie soundtrack was the wind in our San Juan Islands sails
What is Forrest Gump
We recently learned between bears and fish, this animal takes the title as Daddy’s favorite
What are fish
Daddy’s text response to salacious housewives or bachelor gossip
What is ohhhh
The jury is still out if this housewife’s husband passed the bar
Who is Emily (or Shane)
Daddy dedicated his world to his girls. After working late one Easter, he drove down to meet us in Pasadena and broke down in this city.
Kettleman city
This is Mommy and Daddy’s song, sang by one of their favorite crooners
What is Can't Help Falling in Love
This fish is known for hiding under logs and snatching fish from out of the shadows
What is a pike
This recently declared federal holiday has gifted Daddy endless fodder for new jokes
What is Juneteenth
This psychic told Kyle she will never be satisfied in her marriage to Mauricio at an iconic RHOBH dinner party hosted by Camille. Know that.
Who is Allison Dubois
Although Daddy brought a dish to their cancelled potluck, he used it to get this lodge to shave a little off the bill
What is Indian Lake Lodge