Math You Can Do In Your Head
3/5 x 5/3.
1
“I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.”
Godfather
An implement used to hit a baseball or a nocturnal flying mammal.
Bat
This legendary former heavyweight boxing champion has his own line of grills that more resemble a panini press than an actual grill.
George Foreman
An instrument composed of a blade fixed into a handle, used for cutting or as a weapon.
Knife
2 + 2 x 4.
10
Yo, Adrian!
Rocky
To cease living or a cube marked with numbers one through six.
Die
Known for his curly locks and upbeat personality, he was the maestro of “Sweating to the Oldies” once weighing in at 268 pounds in high school.
Richard Simmons
A part of a finger at a joint where the bone is near the surface, especially where the finger joins the hand. Or Guy Fieri’s favorite sandwich.
Knuckle
If it takes an orchestra of 40 members to play Beethoven’s 9th Symphony in 45 minutes, how long would it take an orchestra of 60 members to play the same symphony?
45 minutes
“Tomorrow, tomorrow, there’s always tomorrow. You’re only a day away.”
Annie
To recline or to tell a falsehood.
Lie
For Decades, Cocoa Puffs Cereal has been repped by Sonny, this type of bird.
Cuckoo (Coo-Coo)
It’s the day of the week named for the god Woden, who is paralleled with the Roman god Mercury. Camels seem to like it as well.
Wednesday
If you multiplied all of the numbers on the Dialpad of your smartphone, this is the total.
0
“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”
Silence of the Lambs
A part of a plant or to follow or harass someone.
Stalk
In a recent ad, Chipotle asked if one of these handheld food items could change the world
Burrito
It’s the “h” in the Math Formula ½ x b h.
Height
Tom’s farm is selling eggs at 12 cents per dozen. How many eggs can you get for a dollar?
100
“Surely you can’t be serious”. “I am serious, and please don’t call me Shirley.”
Airplane
To grow fatigued or a part of a wheel.
Tire
Dean Winters has been wrecking people’s days as “Mayhem” in ads for this company.
Allstate
In a movie, it proceeds, “….of Extraordinary Gentlemen”. In a video game, it proceeds, “…of Legends.”
League