Captains
SpongeBob
Wieners
Food
Is A Bathroom Nearby?
100

Real name Horatio, he's the face of an elite cereal

Who is Cap'n Crunch?

100

Absorbent and yellow and ________ is he

What is porous? 

100

The number of cheese filled hot dogs in a pack of Oscar Mayer cheese filled hot dogs

What is 10?

100

Mario's favorite fruit, probably

What is a peach?

100

Steal a base, steal a bathroom. This fast food joint is popular during the World Series

What is Taco Bell?

200

Friend of Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba, Mariah Carey, and more

Who is Derek Jeter?

200

SpongeBob's pet seahorse's favorite literary genre

What is mystery?

200

An elite-level micro school lunch

What are mini corn dogs?

200
Michael grew this non-red colored raspberry in his garden

What is golden? 

200

Presumably french, this wiping alternative sprays your booty hole

What is a bidet?

300

Avengers 'captain' equivalent to Mr. Fantastic of the Fantastic 4

Who is Captain Marvel?

300

The birth month on SpongeBob's driver's license

What is December?
300

The odd numbered racing sausages

Who are the Brat, Italian, and Chorizo?

300

The o.g. poptart flavor that isn't fruity

What is brown sugar cinnamon?

300

The store from Click

What is Bed, Bath, and Beyond?

400

Pirate of Dominica, St. Kitts and Nevis, Bermuda, etc. 

Who is Captain Jack Sparrow?

400

The instrument family that Squidward's instrument is in

What is woodwind?

400

The real name for a wiener dog

What is a Dachshund?

400

Primary animaly ingredient in cesar dressing

What is an anchovy?

400

Michael's least favorite bathroom amenity

What is a shower curtain?

500

A terrible captain to give you a prostate exam

Who is Captain Hook?

500

The episode title of Doodle Bob's first appearance

What is Frankendoodle?

500

"The kid is an L-7 weenie" "Oscar Mayer, even. Footlong! Dodger Dog- a weenie!"

What is the Sandlot

500

This food allegedly never expires

What is honey?

500

City home to a football stadium named after a razor company

What is Foxborough, MA?