Bible Stuff
He built a gigantic boat because God told him
Who is Noah
This is the most shoplifted book in the world
What is the Bible
She's probably on her phone right now.
Who is Hannah
These flying things are totally stupid and suck your blood for their stupid eggs and could give you malaria and you could die.
What are Dumb Mosquitos
The author of the book we are reading in class
Who is Donald Miller
He was spoken to through a burning bush
Who is Moses
If you wanted 7 Trillion Dollars in gold you would rob this vault in this fort
What is Fort Knox
This is the number of maps of Florida we have in this room.
What is one.
If you have a tickle in your throat you will probably have to get swabbed for this.
What is dumb Corona or Covid-19
Pastor Chris holds a fake world record on Wikipedia for this
What is largest Mahi Mahi ever caught
The Oldest person in the Bible.
Who is Methuselah (969 years old)
This is when you cross the road not at a crosswalk.
What is jaywalking.
This is the career that Aaron always says Ed is going to be and Ed always says "I've never said I want to be that".
What is a Dentist.
Pastor Chris always has to ask for the school code for this dumb website.
What is Dumb Sycamore.
Pastor Chris went to this University which is awesome
What is THE UNIVERSITY OF IOWA
This is the last book of the Bible
What is Revelation
What is name
The translation of the big white Bible we use in this class is called the ESV, what does that stand for?
What is English Standard Version?
When you get home from school and have to do this because you didn't have enough dumb time in school
What is dumb homework
He got irritated with the Catholic Church and led the Reformation.
Who is Martin Luther
This is how many books and letters are in the Bible.
What is 66.
Worldwide, the largest cash robbery in history was in March 2003, when approximately US$1 billion was stolen from this foreign bank
What is the Central Bank of Iraq after the first US invasion.
How many crosses are in this room? pictures, paintings, art, total seen?
Who is 4?
Painting on wall, on lectern, wooden one on wall, on Christian flag.
You better get a 5 on this or your parents will think you are dumb
What is a dumb AP Exam
This type of sleep is the deepest form of sleep?
What is REM.