Candy Puns
Don't be such a _______ Patch Kid.
Sour
Someone accused me of stealing their kit kat, Give me a _______.
break
Why was the bird sad?
bluebird
What bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear
Whenever I tell I joke, I always _________.
Snicker
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What kind of candy goes best on a Christmas Tree?
Ornamints
A girl's favorite candy?
Her-She's Kisses
Why couldn't the seal stop laughing? He heard the _________ thing?
Sealiest
I had a lollipop joke but I forgot it, it's on the
tip of my tongue
This candy bar is a real home run...
Baby Ruth
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A Bull Dozer
Whose in charge of candy corn?
You can teach an old dog new __________.
Twix
Why did the eagle get arrested for stealing treats?