Indifferent knowledge
How many pieces of paper does a toilet roll on average consist of?
333
It's raining, snowing and really cold. Everyone is seeking shelter except a blonde who is standing on the corner of a house. Why is doing that?
Because she's heard it's 90 degrees.
80% of success is showing up
Woody Allen
What animals sense of smell is 900 times better than humans?
A Squirrels
The classic Facebook dilemma. What does it equal?
5x10(2+2)-10+20/4
195
How big a percentage of the Chinese population are millionaires?
4%
17 guys are standing, waiting, outside a pub when a stranger walks past and asks: "Why don't you guys come inside?"
Because they've heard you have to be 18
Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.
John F. Kennedy
How many years would it, on average, for a snail to "walk" from northern Jutland to Spain
637 years
2 + 2 comes to the same as 2 x 2. Find a set of three different whole numbers whose sum is equal to their total when multiplied.
1,2 and 3
How many cups of Nescáfe is on average drunk every second?
3000
A somewhat stupid person orders a pizza when the pizza man asks if "hen" wants it cut in 8 or 12 slices. What does the person respond?
8 because they can't eat 12.
If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman
Margaret Thatcher
How many liters of water can a camel drink in 10 min?
100L
You're standing exactly 10m from a wall and you have to get to it. For every step you're taking towards the wall you are halving the distance between yourself and the wall. How many steps do you need to take in order to reach the wall?
you'll never reach it
What country has more lakes than the rest of the world combined?
Canada
That’s one small step for a man, a giant leap for mankind.
Neil Armstrong
How many sheep currently resides in Australia?
132 million
Two fathers and two sons goes into a candy shop and each uses 10kr. Once they come out they discover they've used 30kr. How is this possible?
There is one grandfather, a farther and one son.
How large a share of online dating profiles consists of married people?
25%
And now.... A little dirty one.
What is the similarity between a frying-pan and a woman?
They can both get the sausage to squirt
To be or not to be, that is the question.
William Shakespeare
1.158kg
Using only addition, add eight 8s to get the number 1000
888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1,000