Jokes
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"
Cause every play has a cast
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for costumes?
Boo-tiques
What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?
Sundae School
What did the glove say to the baseball
Catch you later
What do you call bears with no ears?
B
What two words, added together, contain the most letters?
Post office
What is the difference between 1 yard and 2 yards
A fence
What did the pen say to the pencil?
So whats you point
Why did the football quit the team
Because he was tired of being kicked around
How does a rabbi make coffee?
Hebrews it
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter M
Whats the tallest building in the world
Library because it has so many stories
Why did the kid study in the airplane?
Because he wanted a higher education!
What can you serve but never eat
A Tennis Ball
What do you call a pig that does karaoke
a pork chop
What always ends everything?
The letter G
Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He all right now
What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
Bookworms
Which quarterback can jump higher than a crossbar
All of them because a crossbar can't jump
Why do bakers work so hard
Becuase they need the dough
What can you hold in your left hand but not your right?
Your right elbow
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They Take the psycho path
Why does our teacher wear glasses?
Because the kids in her class are so bright!
Where do football players dance