Famous Porkers
This pink studdery fella is friends with Michael Jordan, Lebron James, and bu-de bu-de bu-de bugs bunny.
Who is Porky Pig
On an adventure with Winnie, Eeyore once fell into a river. Once he got out, everyone's favorite character, Piglet touched him and said, "Oh, Eeyore, ___ ___ ___"
You are wet
Gift 2
If you want healthy skin, less joint pain, and to gain muscle (talkin' swole), close your eyes and munch on this German delicacy... also called Trotters or pettitoes.
Pigs feet (pickled)
After Jesus did this, a herd of non-cud chewers oinked themselves off the edge of a cliff. Matthew 8
Healed 2 demon possessed men
Porkpocalypse: Please write down your wager, you may wager all, some, or none of your winnings. Circle your answer A, B, C, or D.
According to Softschools.com, how many pounds of Bacon are eaten each year in the United States?
A. 1-1.3 Billion Pounds. C. 1.6-1.9 Billion Pounds
B. 1.3-1.6 Billion Pounds. D. 1.9-2.2 Billion pounds
This promiscuous puppet goes wild for a frog who sounds like Patrick Mahomes.
Miss Piggy
In chapter 9 of Charlotte's Web, Wilber tells Charlotte she has "Awfully ___ Legs."
Hairy
When you fry this it makes a crunchy snack called pork rinds
Pig skin
Some confined, split hoofed hogs nearly shared a meal with this down in the dumps drifter before he decided to head back home.
The Prodigal Son
Answer:
C
Gift 5
What a tangled web Charlotte weaved, thankfully she had this unlikely swine best friend right beside her to the bitter end
Wilbur
"Spider pig spider pig does whatever a spider pig does. Can he swing from a web no he can't, ___ ___ ___"
He's a pig
The phrase "high on the hog" implying something to be 'choice' is referring to this most expensive cut of pork... it is also very TENDER
The Loin
Gift 4
Pearls
These poqueño cerdo amigos were speedy builders but two of them would have been very poor structural engineers.
The Three Little Pigs
Pumba detests being called a pig so much that he angrily corrects the hyenas "They call me ___ ___"
Mr. Pig
This regurgitating boar will take all your money through his spine... keeping it safe until you want it back.
Piggy Bank
Proverbs 11:22 As a ______ of Gold in a swine's snout, So is a beautiful woman who lacks discretion.
Ring
Gift 1
A child favorite, this two dimensional hog can often be found teaching simple lessons on your local public broadcast station
Peppa Pig
Gift 4
In Ninja Turtles, the warthog who accidentally gets anthropomorphized by the shredder, Bebop (voiced by JB Smoove) is once sucked out of a plane and hilariously says "This pig is _____!"
Flying
All of your body parts could be negatively affected by chills, fatigue, or fever from this sickness that has sadly been reduced to an afterthought
Swine Flu
In Peter's vision in Acts 10 while famished on a roof-top he saw 4 legged animals of all kinds coming down from heaven on a Sheet... What did God command of him? Must get 2 of the 3 things.
Get up, Kill, and eat
Gift 3