Most Likely
To meet his wife within his first week of college
CDT Blanchard
"This s*** ghetto"
Ergun
This cadet lost a 4 year scholarship
CDT Wirth
To drown in a kiddie pool
CDT Ergun
Biggest US Army fanboy
CDT Alvi
to break into an NFL stadium
SFC Allen
"You better find me a No-Carb MRE right now or I'm going home"
CDT Bennett
CDT Annunziato
Leave a severed horse head under your sheets.
CDT Luisi
This cadet liked camp so much the first time, he decided to go again.
CDT Moss
to have all of his PC's "stolen" in his first month
LTC Brown
"Y'all Fu****g idiots"
MSG Lee
This cadet couldn't hold a job at Chipotle or operate an air fryer.
CDT George
The MS2's
This cadet likes to ask other cadets and cadre to dump water on him IOT prevent himself from exploding.
"CDT" Sahid aka "Perry"
to wear his uniform for a trip to Monty's
CDT Radtioq3dg8m01s$b
"Mamma Mia!! It's an Albanian thing"
CDT Ejili
These cadets forgot the dummy rifles when leaving for an Army training event
CDTs Arnone and Adams
to yell at a 1SG for forgetting to salute them
CDT Nikolatos
Will most likely qualify for Social Security by the time he commissions.
CDT Pimental
CDT Perez
"Adams get your fu****g life together, get your hands off my fu****g van"
SFC Allen
CDT Gold
Become a Chinese business mogul after they're done in the Army
CDT Wood
This cadet went to his mom's senior prom
CDT Kluckhohn