Easy riddles
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
Because he is bald you hear me uncle Sammy!
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window
What has hands, but can’t clap?
A clock
What three numbers, none of which is zero, give the same result whether they’re added or multiplied?
One, two and three
What is full of holes but still holds water
A sponge
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
An echo
If two’s company, and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band
Three doctors said that Bill was their brother. Bill says he has no brothers. How many brothers does Bill actually have?
None. He has three sisters.
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it
Darkness
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
They are a grandfather, father and son.
What has a thumb and four fingers, but is not a hand?
A glove
I only live there is light but I died of the light shines on me what am I
darkness
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David
When you talk I’m gone what am I
Silence
What has legs, but doesn’t walk?
A table
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
Light
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
A piano
I turn once, what is out will not get in. I turn again, what is in will not get out. What am I?
A key
What can you catch, but not throw?
A cold
With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?
A stapler