Professions we can imagine Mealski having
Taking down bad guys in this dream job of hers
Cop
This wizard once had his wand trimmed
Daniel Radcliffe
The US equivalent of 63.60 canadian times the number of garn’s sibling
100
Travel to the cook islands only to try Ika Mata
garn
Found at the old port soliciting customers
caricaturist
OG American idol judge
Paula Abdul
Yemei Mila + Number of genders according to garn
Nudge you off the sidewalk then get mad at you for making them lose their balance
jer
Front facer at a mega-chain
Walmart greeter
Combining the colour of Isla Fisher’s hair and sasha baron cohen’s face gives
Pink
Number of people participating in this gift exchange divided by number of times garn has given a sincere apology
infinite
Meet up with 15 different family members in one day
khaz
Acting in the movies, kind of
extra
Daughter to quincy, best known for boston public and parks and recreation
Rashida Jones
Number of candy canes in 12 days of xmas x number of employers garn has had in last 10 years
2
Meet up with 15 different family members in one day and lie about it
jul
Business owner serving up more than coffee
kitty café owner
Even Stevens transformed into manhood at his bar mitzvah
Shia Leboeuf
XC minus the number of fingers from his right hand that garn uses to scratch his left ear
85
Be confused as to why their friends don’t have as many family get-togethers
Eva Khazzam