This drink invented in Calgary contains vodka, clamato juice, Worcestershire sauce and Tabasco sauce, with a salted rim glass and garnished with a stalk of celery
What is a Caesar?
Stupid people used 911 instead of Google to wonder how they could get tested or find out the restrictions as a result of this disease
What is COVID?
January 20, 2021: These two people make history becoming the oldest President of the United States and the first female Vice President of the United States
Who are Joe Biden and Kamala Harris?
The 10th US President John Tyler, born in 1790 and president from 1841-45 still has this two generations removed direct descendant still alive in 2021
What is grandson?
You might need an umbrella to protect your eyes from it's not quite waterproof mascara from this woman, the founder of Fenty Beauty
Who is Rihanna?
What is Tourtière?
This caller is not only stupid, this clue could be in the 'Stupid Answers' category when someone called 911 to inquire about how to become an employee in this high pressure job that sometimes has to deal with stupid callers
What is a 911 call taker?
July 23, 2021: This event which was supposed to originally take place on July 24, 2020 finally began
What are the 2020 Summer Olympics?
This iconic university is the oldest-English speaking university founded in the 1200s, 200 years before the formation of the Aztec Empire
What is Oxford University?
You can look so good with this makeup by Haus Laboratories that even the paparazzi will want a picture of you
Who is Lady Gaga?
What is dynamite roll?
I guess a stupid caller walking down the street considered this to be assault or something when this non criminal event took place that happens when there's copious amounts of precipitation on the roadway and there are cars passing by
What is being splashed on the sidewalk?
July 7, 2021: The President of this Caribbean country is assassinated in his home at 1:00 AM local time
What is Haiti?
This Japanese company which is still in existence was founded while Jack the Ripper was still on the loose in 1889
What is Nintendo?
This actress co-founder might not be an actual angel, but if you've got dark circles under your eyes, you can use this brightening dark circle corrector eye cream from Honest Beauty
Who is Jessica Alba?
This kind of breakfast consists of three-plus eggs, ham, bacon, sausage, and a stack of pancakes was invented by hotelier J. Houston at his Granville Hotel on Water St
What is a lumberjack breakfast?
Instead of calling 911 to ask this question, this person should've called 604.953.3333 and they could've helped them instead and not looked like a moron
What is wondering why the bus isn't coming?
November 30, 2021: On it's 55th anniversary of independence, this Caribbean country went from a constitutional monarchy to a republic
What is Barbados?
This now somewhat obsolete but still used piece of technology was actually invented in 1843 - the same year the first wagon crossed the Oregon Trail
What is a fax machine?
There aren't any murderers in the building where Rare Beauty is made, as it's vegan and cruelty free
Who is Selena Gomez?
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In western Canada, date squares are referred to this name, possibly due to the fact that they are two separate layers brought together by dates
What is matrimonial cake?
One of the stupid phone calls made to 911 was wondering where they could go for this event that took place on September 20
What is voting in the federal election?
What is 2021 United Nations Climate Change Conference (COP 26 also accepted)?
While pharmaceutical company Merck was looking to develop a drug to stop abnormal bleeding to avoid infringing on a patent by Bayer, was invented the same year the Titanic sank in 1912, however, the drug they developed is this recreational drug
What is MDMA or ecstasy?
While she may consider herself a God, this singer is behind the makeup brand, About Face
Who is Halsey?