Holidays
Ho! Ho! Ho! We wish you a Merry...
What is Christmas?
I take lots of kids to school every day.
What is a school bus?
The first even number.
What is 2?
The first color of the rainbow.
What is red?
These are the first two people God created.
Who are Adam and Eve?
Boo! I sure hope I didn't spook you.
What is Halloween?
If you want to go fishing, you probably ride in me.
What is a boat?
If you add numbers together and get an answer that is more than 10, you need to do this process.
What is regouping?
The last color of the rainbow.
What is purple (or violet)?
He was thrown into a den of hungry lions (but don't worry, the lions didn't eat him).
Who is Daniel?
America's birthday.
What is July 4th?
Stinky trash? I can help with that!
What is a garbage truck?
If you want to share things fairly, you do this.
What is divide?
If you mix two primary colors together, you get one of these.
What are secondary colors?
He ran away from God on a boat. That didn't work out very well. Gulp! Watch out for that whale!
Who is Jonah?
He is risen! Alleluia!
What is Easter?
Taking a long trip? You'll get there much faster if you use one of these.
What is an airplane?
If you have between zero and one of something, you probably use this (like 1/3 or 1/4).
What is a fraction?
If you mix all the colors together, you get this.
What is black?
Look up at the night sky and count the stars, if you can, when you think about the promise God made to this man.
Who is Abraham?
Ugga Mugga!
What is Valentine's Day?
Need to lift something heavy way up high? I can help with that. SNORT!
What is a crane?
4 * 5 = this.
What is 20?
If you want to split light to make a rainbow, you can use one of these.
What is a prism?
She prayed very hard for a child; a little while later, she gave birth to Samuel.
Who is Hannah?