Kids' Riddles
You go at green but stop at red.
A stop light.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
What is frost bite?
I have a head and tail. I am heavy if you have too many of me.
What is a coin?
What did the cheese say to the cracker?
NACHO CHEESE! (not your cheese)
I help you from head to toe. The more you use me the smaller I get.
What is a bar of soap?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven ate nine.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look flushed!
Where do you find an ocean with no water?
On a Map.
Did you hear about the guy who cut off the left side of his body?
He is all right now.