Science is...
This phrase best describes the main goal of scientific work.
What is "understanding the natural world"?
This term describes the part of the natural world that has mass.
What is matter?
...an excessively tested rule that describes interactions of matter and energy
What is a law?
I am the place where pictures of bad capstone cadets are posted.
What is the frame of shame?
This buff, yet small canine has a personal servant.
Who is Brodie?
Describing this concept with the simple word "logic" will get you shot.
What is rationalism?
The natural world would be static if not for this factor.
What is energy? or What is time?
... a broad generalization, like all frogs can hop.
What is a fact?
Nobody ever learns about me because I failed to explain enough.
What is a discarded theory?
What is a discarded hypothesis?
Challenged by modern technology, this grandfatherly frog keeps a pocket calendar on his person at all times.
Who is Bobby Noyd?
What is skepticism?
This is a question that probably cannot be answered by science.
Is there a purpose to our existence?
Does beauty exist in the absence of a sentient observer?
Is music the ultimate form of communication?
Is it morally wrong to describe a colleague as a yeti?
...a first principle that I wish we didn't have in science, but it is what it is.
What is an assumption?
I am buried in a shallow grave on the parade field.
Who is the cadet who defined rationalism as "logic"? (As if a philosophically deep concept can be expressed in a single word, I mean, I can't even....)
This frog would hop a thousand miles to hug a chloroplast.
Who is The Great Bobisto?
In the search for truth, this is the point at which scientists can claim to have found the capital T.
What is never?
Einstein blew our minds by showing that this attribute of the natural world is influenced by the speed of travel.
What is time?
...an idea that can explain an unbelievable, like, truly, like huge, range of observations.
What is a theory?
To be successful, I need a catchy name.
What is a hypothesis?
This frog has been described by cadets as "better than my own grandfather."
Who is Uncle Bob?
If a natural-world event is caused by a supernatural agent, this will probably be the result of scientific investigation of said event.
What is total failure?
This faculty frog resembles a species whose existence is based on non-empirical evidence.
Who is Dr. Hale?
This statement will let everyone know that you don't have a basic understanding of science.
Which idiot said "It's just a theory"?
I think that all astronauts are lying.
Who is the flerfer?
This frog is being pressured to march with his little buddy in a Chihuahua Parade on September 24.
Who is Bob Noyd?
(Pueblo Chili Festival, Sunday, Sept 24, around 10 AM)