THAT'S THE WORST THING I'VE EVER HEARD
Vanessa Carlton is featured in this 2002 cover but famously does not have a single coherent lyric.
Big Yellow Taxi - Counting Crows
This chronic condition occurs when men rattle their little brains too much.
CTE (chronic traumatic encephalopathy)
Sean Combs
P Diddy
This doofus boinked Grimes
Elon Musk
India's Muslim neighbor
Pakistan
Former Midtown bassist Gabe Sapora knows you're daddy's little girl in this 2009 chart-topper.
Good Girls Go Bad - Cobra Starship
This ailment, whose namesake is related to the playing surface, most often befalls football offensive linemen.
Turf toe
Norma Jean
Marilyn Monroe
Everyone would like to go to Dairy Queen with this American penny pincher.
Warren Buffett
Famous comic creator and subject of embarrassing reddit wanks
Stan Lee
Before this blue collar Indiana rocker dropped his industry stage name, he sang this song about putting away those young boy ways.
Hurts So Good - John Mellencamp
Sports hernia
Nicolas Coppola
Nicholas Cage
Eccentric Brit known for his ownership of airline and telecommunications companies
Richard Branson
This country, which has been in political strife for the past 1,000 years, is within the natural range of the endangered snow leopard.
Afghanistan
This patronizing tune sung in Jamaican patois is criticized for its simple and irritating lyrics.
Don't Worry, Be Happy - Bobby McFerrin
The damaging of this acronym typically represents reduced mobility and a nine month recovery time.
ACL tear
Malcolm Little
Malcolm X
Reclusive patriarch of a European banking clan.
Jacob Rothschild
Stan Kelly
This millennium era dance tune features the Belgian DJ's describing a hellish event in broken English over trance music.
Dance With The Devil - D-Devils
This procedure is completed to reconstruct the ulnar collateral ligament.
Tommy John surgery
Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar
Cardi B
At 6'5" this New Orelans native earned his fortune in entertainment
Tyler Perry
Kyrgyzstan