Sports
What is it called when a dinosaur gets a touchdown?
A dino-score.
What runs around a football field but never moves?
A fence.
How do snails fight?
They slug it out.
Where would you find flying rabbits?
The hare-force.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What do you get when you cross a dog and an antenna?
A golden reciever.
What would you get if you crossed a great hockey player with a sea-doo?
Wayne Jetski.
What do you do with sick kangaroos?
Give them a hop-eration.
What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.
What does a painter do when he’s cold?
He puts on another coat.
Why was Mike Tyson a bad employee?
He was always punching out early.
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it.
On which side do chickens have the most feathers on?
The outside.
What would you call two spiders that just got married?
Newly-webs.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole-in-one.
Why did the football quit the team?
It was tired of being kicked around.
When should football players wear armor?
When they play knight games.
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
What fish tastes best with peanut butter?
A jellyfish.
Why can’t a nose e twelve inches long?
Because it would be a foot.
Where should the Tampa Bay Buccaneers move to?
Arrr-kansas.
Where do football players go when they need a new uniform?
New Jersey.
If fish lived on land, where would they live?
Finland.
What did the receiver say to the football?
Catch you later.
Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was in tents.