If she died I wouldn't go to her funeral...
What does this infer?
I'm extremely angry with this woman for some major reason because one of the worst things a person can do is hate someone after they have passed away.
A man ran after a retreating bus, waving his briefcase frantically.
What does this infer?
The man had to take that bus to work and he was running late. He wanted the bus driver to stop the bus so he could get on it.
I spittle when I spin around.
What does spittle mean?
Dizzy
Jake almost wished that he hadn’t listened to the radio. He went to the closet and grabbed his umbrella even though he would feel silly carrying it to the bus stop on such a sunny morning.
What does this infer?
Jake heard that it was going to rain later in the day but that was hard to believe on a very sunny morning.
As you give a speech in front of a large audience, you realize that people are laughing behind their hands and pointing to the region below your waist.
What does this infer?
You forgot to zip up your fly or you have something on your pants.
Mammaris like Lincoln and Washington were great leaders.
Define mammaris.
Presidents
Hey! What happened to all the school construction money taken from the taxpayers? It paid for this toilet the money was flushed down.
What does that infer?
The school district is wasting taxpayer money.
No, Honey, I don’t want you to spend a lot of money on my birthday present. Just having you for a husband is the only gift I need. In fact, I’ll just drive my old rusty bucket of bolts down to the mall and buy myself a little present. And if the poor old car doesn't break down, I’ll be back soon.
What does this infer?
The wife is hinting to her husband that she wants him to buy her a new car for her birthday.
She was caboda. When she was 8 years old she was already 6 feet tall.
Define caboda.
A giant.
A woman walks into a hospital clutching her abdomen and cursing out her husband, who trails behind her carrying a large bag.
What does this infer?
The woman is in labor.
You're driving on the highway, listening to the radio, and a police officer pulls you over.
What can you infer?
You've broken the law in some way while driving.
Define kerplunked.
To sing.
The girl at the track meet was so crookar, I coud feel a giant gust of wind when she ran past me.
Define crookar.
Very fast.