Mr. M's Star Students 1
What Justin Timberlake used to tell me about every April 30th.
It's gonna be May.
Why Meaghan Trainor told me she loved fishing so much.
Because she's all about that bass.
Owl City's favorite Spanish question word.
Quien.
What I called the "Bodak Yellow" rapper after she dropped to an 84 in my class.
Cardi C.
Most likely to earn $32,000 on Whammy only to hit a Whammy.
Landon.
Boy George, believe it or not, was a quiet kid in my class, really wanting to just blend in. But I had to give him these 5 reminders in the usted form not to eat in my class.
No coma coma coma coma coma chameleon.
What called it when Mark Morrison came back from being sick after a long time.
Return of the Mack.
How Harry Styles described the clocks in my room.
A sign of the times.
What I called the "All I Do is Win" featured artist after he studied abroad in Sevilla.
T-Spain.
Most likely to call HR on Taco Bell after they mouth off to her grandma.
Delaney.
What I called the Grizzlies star after he correctly conjugated the verb Dar in the él, ella, usted present tense form.
Da Morant.
Around Thanksgiving, I asked my students, and future members of the band V.I.C. what the turkey says, and they said this.
Gobble baby, Gobble, baby, Gobble, baby, Gobble.
During her senior year, Olivia Rodrigo got a record deal, and this is what I told her.
Good 4 U!
What I called the former N.W.A. rapper after he cut his finger open.
Slice Cube.
Most likely to pull up a picture of a banana chasing a monkey while making a Curious George-themed storyboard.
Madison.
What I called my former student, and "Bad Habits" singer when I had the privilege of attending his nuptials.
Wed Sheeran.
What C+C Music Factory said every time the "Heart and the Tongue" singer walked into my class.
Everybody Chance now!
What I called Billie Eilish's brother when he landed the role of the character without a heart in the school's adaption of the Wizard of Oz.
Tinneas.
When I taught the Hulk, he got a job as a cashier at a grocery store, so I started calling him this.
Bruce Scanner.
Most likely to rimshot Mr. M's jokes.
Ahmari.
Will Smith never missed a day of school, until it snowed like crazy. We didn't see him for a week, but this is how we found him.
We looked for fresh prints.
MC Hammer always scored 100% on his assignments, even though he worked at a slow pace. When I'd try to get him to hurry up and complete an assignment, he'd tell me this.
You can't rush this.
I sent out an email to my entire class telling them to wear Stilettos. Everyone did, except Miley Cyrus, so I told her this.
I guess you never got the memo.
Eddie Vedder, the lead singer of Pearl Jam, was known in my class for his frizzy hair. But every once in awhile, he had this.
Most likely to respond with, "Are you, though?" when Mr. M. insists he's funny.
Jacky.