monkey see monkey do
100
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!!
HAHAHAHAHAH oh not funny oh well
200
A little girl is serving her father tea while her mother is out shopping. The mother comes home and the father says, "Watch this!" The little girl goes and serves the mother tea. The mother responds, "Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"
is it good tho.
300
" my family died :(" "aww it fine come here-"" no i have a friend i can talk to " " And unlike you I have a family."
400
A man tells his wife, "Honey, your mom fell down the stairs 15 minutes ago." The wife yells at him, "Why are you just telling me now?" He said, "Because I couldn't stop laughing."
uhhhhhhhhhh ok
500
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed. I never knew they worked.
uhhhh ok