Whales
Mind-Altering Substances
Drake
American Conifers
Txt Tlk
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Bigger than Tyrannosaurus Rex, this is the largest animal to ever exist on Earth

What is the Blue Whale?

200

WHEN INTRODUCED TO THE HUMAN BRAIN, THIS CHEMICAL HAS AN UNEXPLAINABLE TENDENCY TO INDUCE HALLUCINATIONS OF ELVES

What is DMT?

200

BEING HIS FIRST NAME ACCORDING TO NONE OTHER THAN THE FAMOUS SEXPOT'S CANADIAN BIRTH CERTIFICATE, HE IS THE CHAMPAGNE PAPI HIMSELF

Who is Aubrey?

200

THE MOST COMMON CONIFER IN GRAND TETON NATIONAL PARK, THIS TREE TYPE IS THE MOST COMMONLY USED CHRISTMAS TREE

What is the (Douglas) Fir?

200

THIS THREE-LETTER ACRONYM IS OFTEN FOLLOWED BY A RARE, YET REFRESHING, MOMENT OF TRUTH

What is 'tbh'?

400

NOT COMMONLY CONSIDERED TO BE A WHALE, THIS SPECIES OF TOOTHED WHALE HAS A LARGER BRAIN THAN HUMANS

What is a Dolphin?

400

FUELING THE CREATION OF THESE JEOPARDY QUESTIONS, THIS IS THE BRAND NAME FOR A COMMON MEDICINE NEARLY IDENTICAL TO A SCHEDULE II STIMULANT

What is Adderall?

400

AFTER BEING CALLED 'SOFT' BY HIS 'RAPPER FRIENDS', DRAKE FOUGHT WITH SCREENWRITERS AND DIRECTORS ON THIS SHOW TO TAKE HIS CHARACTER OUT OF THE WHEELCHAIR

What is Degrassi?

400

POPULARLY KNOWN AS 'REDWOOD', THIS IS THE TALLEST TYPE OF TREE IN THE WORLD.

What is a Sequoia tree?

400

USED TO SHOW OFF AN iOS 9 FEATURE UPON RELEASE, THIS SHORTENING INDICATES A DEPARTURE FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE

What is 'omw'?

600
SIMILAR TO COUNTING THE RINGS ON A TREE STUMP, THIS PART OF A WHALE'S BODY CAN BE USED TO KNOW THE CREATURE'S AGE

What is ear wax?

600

SHARING ALL THE SAME LETTERS AS A POPULAR OPIATE PRESCRIBED MOST IN 2012, INJECTIONS OF THIS HORMONE ARE USED NOT FOR CUDDLING BUT TO INDUCE UTERINE CONTRACTIONS FOLLOWING AN INCOMPLETE ABORTION

What is oxytocin?

600

IN 2009, THIS RAP ARTIST SIGNED DRIZZY TO HIS LABEL 'YOUNG MONEY ENTERTAINMENT' JUST BEFORE THE YOUNG STUD ACCEPTED A JOB AS A WAITER

Who is Lil Wayne?

600

OFFICIALLY NAMED 'TSUGA', THIS GENUS GETS ITS COMMON NAME FOR THE SIMILAR LEAF AND BRANCH STRUCTURE IT SHARES WITH A POISONOUS PLANT

What is Hemlock?

600

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH AN AUTOMATED BANK TELLER, THIS INITIALISM IS A SYNONYM FOR 'NOW'

What is 'atm'?

800

APPEARING ON ANN DRUYAN AND HUSBAND CARL SAGAN'S GOLD-PLATED RECORDS FOR SPACE, THIS SPECIES OF WHALE EMITS 30-MINUTE 'SONGS' THAT CAN BE HEARD BY PEERS ACROSS THE PACIFIC OCEAN

What is the Humpback Whale?

800

INVENTED IN 1956 TO BE AN INTRAVENOUS ANESTHETIC, THIS SUBSTANCE HAS GAINED A REPUTATION FOR GIVING 'SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH' BECAUSE ITS USERS CANNOT FEEL BULLETS ENTER THEIR BODY WHEN THEY RUN FROM THE POLICE

What is PCP?

800

COMING FROM HIS MOTHER, THE 6 GOD HAS STATED THAT THIS PORTION OF HIS HERITAGE IS 'KIND OF A COOL TWIST'

What is Judaism?

(And yes, he had a Bar Mitzvah)

800

WHILE TODAY IT IS USED AS A STANDARD TONEWOOD FOR GUITARS, PIANOS, AND HARPS, CAPTAIN COOK USED THIS NATURAL SOURCE OF VITAMIN C TO MAKE ALCOHOLIC SCURVY-CURING DRINKS FOR HIS CREW

What is the Spruce tree?

800

ONCE A POPULAR WEBSITE THAT HELPED SCULPT MEME CULTURE, THIS ABBREVIATION OFTEN FOLLOWS AN UNFORTUNATE STORY

What is 'fml'?

1000

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 THOUGH NOT THE BIGGEST, THIS WHALE HAS A MAXIMUM LIFESPAN OF 268 YEARS

What is the Bowhead Whale?

1000

THOUGH NOT ABLE TO SHUTDOWN ANY ORGAN OF THE HUMAN BODY IPSO FACTO, THE MOST COMMON REASON TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL ON THIS DRUG IS SOLAR RETINOPATHY, OR STARING AT THE SUN TOO LONG

What is LSD?

1000

THIS IS THE ASTRONOMICAL SIGN OF THE YOUNG FRANKIE GEECHI LIBERACHI

What is a Scorpio?

1000

CONSIDERED BY LITERALIST CHRISTIANS TO BE THE 'FIRST OF TREES', THIS IS THE COMMON NAME OF A GENUS NATIVE TO THE MEDITERRANEAN AND HIMALAYAS

What is the Cedar tree?

1000

ALWAYS BEING SAID AT THE BEGINNING OF A REPLY, THIS ABRIDGEMENT IS FOLLOWED BY SOMETHING SOMEONE ELSE WILL PROBABLY SAY OR DO

What is 'inb4'?