Holidays
Garland, lights and balls
They can all be seen
Once they are hung up
On this evergreen?
Christmas tree
What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?
Your name
You cut me up, you chop me up, you dice me up and you cry over me. What am I?
An onion
I am the last Thursday in November
A favorite holiday you will always remember
Turkey, stuffing and pies galore
You will stuff your face yet still crave more
What am I?
Thanksgiving Day
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
The fire
I am a bird, I am a fruit . What am I?
Kiwi
When do you trick or treat?
Haloween
Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands? What is it?
A shirt.
What kind of drink loves an earthquake?
Milkshake
I'm the one person who does the work of twenty for free. I'm powered by love, fueled by coffee . Who am I?
Mother
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
What food loves to yell and shout?
Ice cream