Coaches
Would be bounced from the Electric Cowboy for looking underage.
Who is Coach Pappalardo?
*Inaudible noises*
Who is Jaheim Ward?
This occurs when an Offensive lineman loses too much weight.
What is becomes a Tight End?
This coach had a collegiate record of 9-39 during his 4 season playing tenure.
Who is Coach Davis?
Would be a NPC (non-playable character) for Madden.
Who is Spencer Mimms?
Would get thrown out of a pee wee football game.
Who is Sam Howard?
Loves, and I mean loves the tanning bed.
Who is Ethan Myers?
Never takes his kids to Disney World (because he's too short to ride any rides)
Who is Coach Kappas?
Scenario:
It is 4th and 20 on our own 33 yard line. What play is called in this situation?
What is a screen pass?
Came through drippin’ (drip drip)
Came through drippin’ (drip drip)
Came through drippin’ (drip drip)
Diamonds on my wrist, they drippin’ (ice)
These lyrics do not apply to this person.
Who is Eddie "No Drip" Buxton?
Would get knocked over by a 10 m.p.h wind.
Who is Maddux Trujillo?
Knock-off Mac Miller.
Who is Coach Landon?
This player has a below average Tik Tok account.
Who is Trey Goodman?
Enjoys being the "little spoon".
Who is Devin Smith?
Hits saccades before going into the bedroom.
Who is Coach Campbell?
Gives pizza reviews on a sports broadcast media platform.
Who is Coach Dugan? (aka Dave Portnoy II)
Is genuinely afraid of salad.
Who is Christian Wingfield?
Tells 10 girls that "they're the one for him" at the same time.
Who is Kory Chapman?
This position group claims to do a lot, but truly puts in less work than the Specialists.
Who is the Defensive Line?