He did WHAT??
A Florida Man in a tutu went to a farm and did what?
A: Robbed it
B: Shot a cow
C: Stole soda
D: Ate the farmer's face
C: The Florida Man stole fruit and soda.
A Florida Woman named _______ used a public library to freshen up.
A: Karen
B: Skyler
C: Carmen
D: Sarah
C: Actually, her name was Carline.
Florida Man was sentenced for scamming people out of $______.
A: 1,000,000
B: 10,000
C: 430,000
D: 680,000
D: It involved a Rochester Man!!!
A Florida Woman was caught in the act doing...
A: Private messaging a 40 year old man
B: Money laundering
C: Cussing in French
D: Setting toenails on fire
B: The Florida Woman managed to launder 100,000 dollars in a massage parlor before being caught.
Florida Man named _____ broke into a gas station to retrieve his lost credit card.
A: Larry
B: Ludwig
C: Lantz
D: Dale
C: He went in and also stole items. How ironic!
A: 400
B: 70
C: 1,200
D: 675
C: How did he do that?
A Florida Man was accused of stealing what?
A: Women's Underwear
B: A glass ball
C: A cigarette
D: A kid's Pokemon cards
A: The man was accused of having stolen 200 pairs of women's underwear from 2 malls.
A drunk Florida Man named _____ was lying in the front of a woman's home and refused to move.
A: Simon
B: Juan
C: Justin
D: Lee
C: He began to yell at the woman when she asked if he was okay.
Florida Man that lives in a $______ dollar house arrested for shoplifting.
A: 1,000,000
B: 100,000
C: 10,000
D: 1,000
A: Reasonable.
Police received calls about a Florida Man that...
A: Had Lazy Eye
B: Was barely clothed
C: Was on drugs
D: Had an opposite mohawk
B: The man was only in his underwear.
A Florida Man named _____ was arrested after 2 days of working as a police cadet for stealing money at a previous job.
A: Darnell
B: Darius
C: Dan
D: Frank
B: He stole from the ATMs, which on paper is pretty stupid. Apparently it worked, though!
Florida Man Darius was a ____ for 2 days, and ended up stealing between $_____ and $_____, and was fired.
A: Doctor, 1000, 2000
B: Police Cadet, 10000, 20000
C: Police Cadet, 200, 400
D: Pilot, 1000 and 3000
B: We already talked about this guy.
___ year old Florida Man injured after ____________
A: 46, Eating a Taco
B: 55, Trying to wrestle an alligator
C: 88, Falling out a moving helicopter
D: 78, Crashing a homemade plane
D: The man crashed his plane in the woods and happened to be seriously injured.
79 year old Florida ____ named _____ stole $450,000 from a woman they met.
A: Man, Lewis
B: Woman, Sherry
C: Man, David
D: Woman, Maria
D: Maria Bailet gained power of attorney over a woman with dementia and STOLE FROM HER!!!